Bible Story Puzzle
<http://www.mazes.com/bible-name-search-puzzle>
(all 68 books hidden left-to-right 91 different ways; 27 hidden sdrawkcab)

How many Bible names can you find in these jumbo-jampacked copyrighted tales? There are over a hundred I sought urgently to hide in this puzzling story. Most names are hidden inside neighboring words, but in spite of boredom, at the worst moments, you might have to read between the lines. Some titles are hidden more than once. Several are hidden inside longer individual words, and a few are hidden backwards. Once in awhile, I used a bibliophile moniker by itself.

Arleen and Imogene, sisterly friends, found all 68 Bible titles. Little Lulu kept at it and found a Pentateuch book after "Imo". Alexo, Dustin, and Friar Zelda found a Gospel name nine words later. Dijon Ahab, and Willis A. Mueller, found out I used two names five times each. Jesu tittered with glee and Leo jumped for joy when they saw three book names spelled backward in this paragraph.

My friend, Jud, gesticulated wildly and went magnum berserk, giving himself an abnormal, achier headache while rocking slowly in his chair after he found all the names. Judi, three siblings, and their mother, say that if they all had their druthers, they'd do this instead of homework. Jason's elves, there in his back yard, said, ".sdrawcab ni seman koob emos tuP"

The Byte Man, webmaster for <www.MAZES.com> at the world wide web, created this puzzle guaranteed to benumb erstwhile enigmaniac t-shirt wearing puzzle lovers. This tough task required him to scope terabytes of data before hiding all sixty-eight (it used many happy hours) book titles. Benchmarks {bracketed #'s} show you the cumulative quantity of hidden names prior to those places.

Back to the story. To help remember Auschwitz, Ephan, IA, held a contest at Kielberg (famous for the "Please Don't Squeeze Kielberg Charmin" commercials) to see who could find the most words. The power failed while Frances, the Rabbi, was seeking Old Testament names, so they used abacuses, drastically slowing down the counting. The band "Gala, Tian, Suzy & Fred" enhanced the decor in thi Anschluss room, which was painted in a shade of brown umber. Silly Manitoba Di, ahead of her peers, won the contest. They took the contest to another city, where they suffered the Acapulco loss. Ian's brother beat them terribly because of a ringer, Brett? He's Sal on Ian's team, sponsored by the musical "Hair". "Ah, Cezanne," Ian cried, "I'm, uh, analyzing the brassard several of you are wearing."

Frankly, I think Ian's in a rut. However, my friend, Harvey Lopez, raves about my puzzles, especially while singing "The Cradlesong of Sol O. M. O'Neill", a Czech Aria, happily, while wearing a Navajo's Huarache sandals. He sang the Alcatraz aria hand in hand with three trumpeters during a party at the Taj. "Oh, never again, from now on, I will accompany myself with a Teal Ukelele and sing Carolyn's lovesong oft."

He, three young men, and Omar Knoderer decided every Byte Man Perplexing Puzzle was good enough to earn <www.MAZES.com>, at the worst chances, the Cryptogram Oscar. By consensus, Anna reported that his puzzles would receive the next-highest award.

The pastor at Feccles, IA, St. Esau Lutheran Church wrote to a church in Cincinnati, MO, "Thy congregation will love this puzzle." He used to be an oddjobsman with a towbar u' chained another car to. He gave this puzzle to Ron, his old baseball coach, who was flying east to investigate Rhythm & Blue Symphonies. That evening, he got a telegram, "I approve R.B. Symphonies & found 33 words. Telegrams are expensive, so he sent this short telegram back to Coach Ron: "I C Less! Thanks." From the Ecclesia St. ICU, Stephen called, "Lisa, I, ahead of time, put a note in your Bible. Read it." It congratulated her, "My wife Jo Elaine, said you did good, so Dani elevated you to the top of Class Yodel. Amen."

Tat Ions are chromosomally identical to nuclei nadirs, which only affect Xiphisterna Human carpets, especially shag. Gaia, also known as Mother Earth, would say that the best shag is made in Triskadekaphobeland. The dragon supplies the power. Awake, he seems like trouble, but asleep, he's ian's favorite partner. We revel at ion's success in making a better carpet.

We held another puzzle contest during the ninth month of the Jewish ecclesiastical calendar, Kislev. It, I customized by adding more contestant names to the puzzle, like Shaba K., Kukla, Fran & Ollie, who were afraid to bite off more than they could chew.

My brother David asked if I wanted to ride in his Worldwide Utero? "No, my old car, with mods I worked out, is good enough," I answered. We tried to get to NJ 'ere Mia had a chance, but she got there first, riding two soapsud oxen led by their driver, Potomac Cab'ees. Dave said that his sense of "deja" messed him up. On the boat going to Delphi, Lippi answered more words while sitting in the Brahmana, SSE Hypothermic Bath with Spock in G-suite.

If you enjoyed panicking slowly over this puzzle, please show your financial appreciation (whatever u think) to John Knoderer, POBox 235, Sulphur Springs, AR 72768. He is the puzzle guru thousands saw interviewed on "NBC Nightside" back in 1992. Your donation will help advance his spiritual studies and will be a reward for the many enjoyable "sitting on the formica" hours he spent searching his ecru Thesaurus to kram names into his computer to make this Hide-and-Seek Ultimate Puzzle possible. Send a self-addressed-stamped-envelope with your donation and you may ask for 1) a master laser-printed copy of the latest version of this puzzle, ready to duplicate as a four-page booklet; 2) an "answer key" with all the books underlined; 3) a "GOD'S LOVE IS AMAZING" maze, and 4) a list of other resources. If you don’t want the answer, please write that on the envelope flap. We know some people don't want to be tempted by the answer.

I do hope that this Bible Puzzle attracts your attention to my page, <www.MAZES.com> at the web, where you will find over a thousand mazes that prove that God loves us all, Anna, Susan, Bryan, Ho Jon, Ernest, Callie, Denise, Majorie, and many more. You may download these "first name" mazes for free, but we hope you will send us a donation, no matter how small. You will also find instructions on how to order your own supply of personalized mazes, each puzzle personalized with the names or messages of your choice, each a laser-printed original. These mazes are the results of thousands of hours of loving effort and your children will love them.

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So why don't you make yourself some Navajo Beans and franks and Idaho Seaweed Larvae so heated in your oven. Mix some hops, alms, kiwis, and egg nog to make a delicious drink called Pistache Brew. Some kiwis dominate the flavor of the punch. Don't put too much sodium at the William's table or he will snort one of those half-sneezes of his, one hemi-ahchoo or a hac' I'm tired of. And when you make the sandwiches, make the hero man-sized and serve Elizabethan OJ in the Tahiti bottles along with the chos'n amoretto. We recommend "Brand Juju" decaffeinated coffee and Pepsi. Senega likes soda. Sit in the chair. Azaleas make the tables beautiful for chess, an amiable game. Don't let animals in, though. Katie's 'Reb' munched all the hot dogs.

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